If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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