The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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