My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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