I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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