Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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