I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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