Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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