I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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