I love black thongs
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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