Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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