I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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