We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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