I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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