She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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