Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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