Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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