I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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