I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You're a disaster
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