glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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