So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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