i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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