it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
