You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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