Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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