How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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