seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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