what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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