Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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