You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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