I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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