It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
