i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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