see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We left the knife in your bed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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