I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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