good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
