you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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