She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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