in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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