what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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