THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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