Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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