Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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