Fuck appropriateness.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
