with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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