Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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