Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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