Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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