she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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