Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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