If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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