Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(937): View more from Ohio

All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely

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(678): View more from Georgia

ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?

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(+49): View more from Germany

I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

(303): View more from Colorado

It's a Tuesday.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?

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(817): View more from Texas

Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.

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