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Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.

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(360): View more from Washington

Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat

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(850): View more from Florida

if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?

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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.

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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

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