Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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