hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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