your parents love me but you hate me
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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