using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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