Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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