She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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