So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
