ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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